Scumbags of the world unite!

So apparently last night this guy (pictured to the right) was caught roaming the streets of Austin TX, "Sexually Harassing" the locals as they tried to enjoy they're Saturday night. Somehow "Toma Da Boma" better known as Sleazy-E managed to take a greyhound With Sweet-T (not pictured) , an Germ (also not pictured) from their hometown of San Antonio TX, to Austin TX where they planned an exciting night of drinking an dancing bar to bar. Just passed midnight "Sweet-T" phoned home to inform sibling an arch enemy Julian (aka "Crossface Crippler") that Sleazy-E was in fact drunk and "pushing himself up on broads". It was reported that he even engaged in an actual conversation with one women. " I would have sex with you everyday" said Sleazy-E to this mysterious Austin native. Reports also indicate that he managed to leave, get lost an somehow borrow the phone of an angry black man who's name is unknown. As Sweet-T an Germ head back to their hotel hoping to reunite with their lost friend, they ran into hotel management where they were notified that Sleazy-E had been kicked off hotel property for allegedly "harassing two female clients" and "Breaking into a truck". The whereabouts of this man are still unknown. More details soon...


-Dracula's Castle